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As humans, we waste the shit out of our words. It’s sad. We use words like “awesome” and “wonderful” like they’re candy. It was awesome? Really? It inspired awe? It was wonderful? Are you serious? It was full of wonder? You use the word “amazing” to describe a goddamn sandwich at Wendy’s. What’s going to happen on your wedding day, or when your first child is born? How will you describe it? You already wasted “amazing” on a fucking sandwich.
—Louis C.K.  (via jasfuckinq)

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posted 1 week ago with 144,849 notes  marycwells)

I need someone to fangirl about The Good Wife with. 

posted 2 weeks ago with 1 note 

therealeovaldez:

trumpetcat:

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teenagemutantnegroturtle:

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cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

SIGNAL BOOST 

I WILL REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON MY DASH.

soon, friend. soon

GUYS GO

AND AS TO THE RACIST LITTLE SHITS: please piss off.

clicks lots of pictures at disney world mwah

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joshunf:

if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog

wise words

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posted 4 weeks ago with 813,893 notes  precumming)

anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

let me just try this 

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posted 1 month ago with 895,348 notes  mello-dramatic)

i wonder if they made shai wear purple and pink undergarments in the scene

posted 1 month ago with 0 notes 

royaltie:

is this srs like

okay seriously how do people make this stuff? but its so good. only so dark and sinister. 

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posted 1 month ago with 117,642 notes  maxeirons)

So, I met this guy on Omegle who sounded so much like Gregory House that it was crazy, and I don’t think I’m going to talk to him again- but it was addictive, man, the conversation. I saved it, I think I’m going to remember him for the next couple of weeks. 

posted 1 month ago with 0 notes 

Anonymous: This is one boring Tumblr page, no porn gifs? And yeah, I messaged you. Happy?

I don’t use my tumblr for porn, of course. Dude, exceptionally happy, you don’t even know half of it. So, we’re not going to talk ever again or are you going to message me again? 

posted 1 month ago with 0 notes 

analyzingtaylor:

New Taylor Swift album art and name leaked???  

Inspired by a neo-Western thriller?

Dude. That’s State Of Grace. 

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posted 1 month ago with 14 notes  analyzingtaylor)