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toukos:

do u ever wonder how many of ur followers live near u

i’m positive that NO ONE does. 

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posted 2 weeks ago with 232,803 notes  toukos)

The Fault in Our Stars to get Bollywood remake

edwardspoonhands:

effyeahnerdfighters:

This is pretty awesome.

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I may actually be more excited about this than I was about the Hollywood version…

Not to mention that all of us (Indians) have watched the Hollywood version. But yeah if you cast Ranbir and Priyanka, then I’ll be there first day first show. c: 

posted 3 weeks ago with 1,721 notes  effyeahnerdfighters)

As humans, we waste the shit out of our words. It’s sad. We use words like “awesome” and “wonderful” like they’re candy. It was awesome? Really? It inspired awe? It was wonderful? Are you serious? It was full of wonder? You use the word “amazing” to describe a goddamn sandwich at Wendy’s. What’s going to happen on your wedding day, or when your first child is born? How will you describe it? You already wasted “amazing” on a fucking sandwich.
—Louis C.K.  (via jasfuckinq)

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posted 1 month ago with 149,302 notes  marycwells)

I need someone to fangirl about The Good Wife with. 

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cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

SIGNAL BOOST 

I WILL REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON MY DASH.

soon, friend. soon

GUYS GO

AND AS TO THE RACIST LITTLE SHITS: please piss off.

clicks lots of pictures at disney world mwah

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joshunf:

if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog

wise words

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posted 1 month ago with 827,880 notes  precumming)

anonynaila:

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mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

let me just try this 

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posted 2 months ago with 927,074 notes  mello-dramatic)

i wonder if they made shai wear purple and pink undergarments in the scene

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royaltie:

is this srs like

okay seriously how do people make this stuff? but its so good. only so dark and sinister. 

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posted 2 months ago with 155,386 notes  maxeirons)

So, I met this guy on Omegle who sounded so much like Gregory House that it was crazy, and I don’t think I’m going to talk to him again- but it was addictive, man, the conversation. I saved it, I think I’m going to remember him for the next couple of weeks. 

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